The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
Me: I also think I got hotter.
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
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